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Monday, April 6, 2009

8:53PM - Quotes of the weekend

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Current mood: amused

Friday, April 3, 2009

8:00AM - Oh wow...

Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Today, dear Taurus, is a day to separate the wheat from the straw. Or, in other words, to take a good long look at your relationships and decide who is a true friend and who is not. You are very loyal, which is certainly to your credit. But what is the point of being loyal to people who do not return the courtesy? You have given your so-called friends more than enough opportunities to demonstrate their affection. As difficult as it may be for you, it is time to let these relationships fall by the wayside. Look at it this way: this will free you up to spend more time with your true friends.

Current mood: contemplative

Sunday, March 8, 2009

10:10PM - Quotes of first weekend of workshops

"We do not need this much corn; this state needs to go back to Canada!"

"You know, I wouldn't know it was Kevin unless he was putting his junk on me."

"I don't like people buying me dinner unless I'm giving them a handjob under the table."
-"Well, if it will make you feel more comfortable..."

"What, you took the blue pill hoping to wind up in the Matrix, only you fucked up and wound up with a hard on?"

"Frobisher is not a rock star and only rock stars can wear leather pants."

"Do not fist the Queen!"

"Hey nonny, nonny, codpieces are fun!"

"How do I get myself a stable full of boys?!"

"I cry your pardon, my appendix just burst."

"I know some ass clowns and they're great fun."

"She's strong like a horse and smart like a streetcar, but she needs to work on that ass before it gets out of hand."

Current mood: amused

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

6:10AM - Happy birthday igiggedwitdanny!!

No 16 Candles moment for you ;-)

Have an awesome day!

Current mood: happy

Friday, February 13, 2009

7:57PM - I'm alive

WORK

I've been there for a month now. Things are a bit insane, but good. I feel very much in my element. The team is good and really knows how to work together. And they're funny too!

HEALTH

I all of a sudden realized I was overweight. Not sure exactly when I realized it, but there it is. So I've been eating better and getting up earlier to work out. Getting up earlier is hell, but I've lost 5lbs and that totally works for me.

DAD

My dad is carrying on like he didn't have an organ removed. All good :)

WHY I'M A GOOD FRIEND

I have a very dear friend going through an incredibly rough time right now. Last night, a mutual friend called me and told me to get my ass over to her house. I grabbed my purse and left the apartment. Upon arrival, I found two other people there. "Are you going out with us?" she asks happily. "Um, we're going out?" I ask. "I'm kind of in my pajamas." That's right people, I wound up at a bar with girlfriends, in my pajamas. I'M AWESOME.

LOST

I fucking love Lost. 'nuff said.

Current mood: tired

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

8:00AM

*clears throat*

I have a job!!!!

That is all :)

Current mood: ecstatic

Sunday, January 4, 2009

2:29PM - They say that what you are doing on New Years will set the tone for the rest of the year...

In my case, that would be surrounded by friends, eating good food and drinking an entire bottle of champagne at midnight.

2009 is going to rule :)

Current mood: optimistic

2:26PM - sockdreams.com is taunting me



I want ice cream-striped socks...

Friday, January 2, 2009

9:31AM - One and only one New Year's resolution

I resolve to live better :)

Current mood: content

Sunday, December 28, 2008

12:37PM - And this is where I come from

12:36PM - Quotes of Christmas

"Wait, why does SHE get to be Party Girl and *I'M* Dysfunctional Family?!

"No bad words at Christmas!"

"Bipolar? You mean they live at the North AND South Poles?"

"Crackers, bread, a finger, somebody's back, whatever you can spread it on."

"Here, you'll like this: it's of your people."
-"It's Irish?"
"You're not Irish!"
-"I'm not?!"

"Oh, kommen sie hier, bitte." (yes, we make jokes in German)

"Huh, I thought the printer would sound different printing in German."

"I have to take a shower or I'm going to get the hose again!"

"I was looking forward to standing by a roaring fire; what's this fiction?"

Current mood: amused

Sunday, December 21, 2008

11:58AM - Quotes of Saturday night

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Current mood: amused

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

9:10PM - Quotes of Saturday - NSFW...you have been warned

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Current mood: amused

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

10:12PM - *ping* skarlettfever

An icon for you ;-)

Current mood: mischievous

Monday, December 8, 2008

7:22PM - Quotes of Saturday

"Please stop humping me, now you're making me uncomfortable."

"Your ass tastes like marzipan."

"I want to see the black man dance! Oh wow, that was really white."

"I have had quite enough of your ass, missy!"

"Your ass smells like spandex and rose petals."

"It's like speed dating for f*cking."

"I'm not a border collie lesbian."

"It's like a big car - if you can't drive that shit, don't take it out on the road."

"Mel is the hottest bitch up in herrrre - no, seriously. I heard that. Really. No sheet!"

"Where's my boob at?"

Current mood: amused

Sunday, November 30, 2008

8:17PM

The Life Experience Test

Overall, you have partaken in 82 out of 169 possible life experiences.
Your average life experience score is therefore 49%.


The average score is 51%, making your experiences more than 39% of the people who have taken this test.
The average for your age group (26-35) is 53%.

Broken down by category:
Art: 6/17 (35%)

Career & Work: 11/13 (85%)

Civics & Technology: 3/7 (43%)

Crime & Disarray: 2/11 (18%)

Education: 7/18 (39%)

Fashion: 6/10 (60%)

Fitness, Health and Sports: 3/7 (43%)

Life in General: 7/14 (50%)

Relationships: 9/14 (64%)

Religion & Politics: 3/4 (75%)

Social: 13/22 (59%)

Travel: 4/20 (20%)

Vices: 8/12 (67%)

 
Take the test and see how YOU compare

12:35PM - My rainbow

Your rainbow is strongly shaded green and white.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

What is says about you: You are a contemplative person. You feel strong ties to nature and your mood changes with its cycles. People depend on you to make them feel secure. Those around you admire your fresh outlook and vitality.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

6:40PM - Gratitude

I am grateful for:

- the roof over my head

- my parents

- Hugh Jackman in a suit on CNN Heroes. YUM!!

- food stamps. You gotta do what you gotta to do to survive.

- my creativity

Current mood: grateful

Friday, November 28, 2008

7:48AM - Gratitude

I am grateful for the peace and quiet this morning.

I am grateful for coffee.

I am grateful for little to no coughing.

Current mood: grateful

Thursday, November 27, 2008

3:06PM - Thanksgiving with my family

"What are you squaws cooking?"

"Listen, I know I'm a woman and I'm talking, but let me finish."

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